Making the Future Female


The Crisis & Abusive Systems: Simon Cowell’s X-Factor as Metaphor

Pink at his best… funny, cutting and perceptive.

How to buy DOG Sharon: The Future is Female

DOG Sharon: The Future is Female!

Available as a paperback and ebook at

A thrilling story of love, courage and humour with a crucial
message of hope and change for the entire planet.

Available as a paperback and ebook at

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Soundtrack to the novel DOG Sharon: The Future is Female

  • The Specials – Too Much Too Young
  • The Ramones – Sheena is a Punk Rocker
  • Alice Cooper – Only Women Bleed
  • Annie Lennox and Aretha Franklin – Sisters are Doing it for Themselves
  • George Benson – The Greatest Love of All
  • Swing Out Sister – Break Out
  • The Lurkers – Ain’t Got a Clue
  • Cyndi Lauper – Girls Just Want to Have Fun
  • Ash – Shining Star
  • Simple Minds – I Promised You a Miracle
  • Ultra Nate – Free
  • Snap – (I’ve Got) The Power
  • Timothy Mallet – Seven Little Girls (Sitting in the Back Seat)
  • The Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out?
  • Dr Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band – Cherchez La Femme
  • Zaeger and Evans – In the Year 2525
  • R. Dean Taylor – There’s a Ghost in My House
  • Kate Bush – This Woman’s Work
  • Pink Floyd (Orb remix) – Shine On You Crazy Diamond
  • Jam and Spoon – Stella
  • James Brown – Sex Machine
  • Human League – The Sound of the Crowd
  • Dépêche Mode – Everything Counts
  • Tears For Fears – Woman in Chains
  • The Twang – Wide Awake
  • Procul Harem A Whiter Shade of Pale
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Two Tribes
  • Beyonce – Girls Run the World.
  • The Teardrop Explodes – Bouncing Babies
  • The Beloved – Sweet Harmony
  • The Slits – Typical Girls
  • Brian Eno – Prophecy Theme
  • Sparks – Number One Song in Heaven
  • Chicane featuring Brian Adams – Don’t Give it Up
  • Cat Stevens – Moonshadow
  • Meatloaf – Bat Out of Hell
  • The Stone Roses – She’s My Sister
  • Buffalo Springfield – For What it’s Worth
  • Kraftwerk – Radioactivity
  • Siouxsie and the Banshees – Hong Kong Garden
  • Culture Club – Karma Chameleon
  • Everything But The Girl – Missing
  • Coldplay – Everything’s Not Lost
  • John Lennon – Imagine

How to buy DOG Sharon: The Future is Female

DOG Sharon: The Future is Female!

Available as a paperback and ebook at

A thrilling story of love, courage and humour with a crucial
message of hope and change for the entire planet.

Available as a paperback and ebook at

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Imagine a cross between Divine & Katy Perry…

Just watched a short documentary entitled

Around the Balkans in 20 Days


Wow – that’s surreal! Am still laughing. First comes a theme park that’s more like a car park then the boys move on to Belgrade for some of the worst music imaginable – visualize Divine mixed with Katy Perry.

Don’t watch on an empty stomach…

Delia Derbyshire – the most famous woman nobody’s heard of…

I want to introduce you to one of my all-time heroines – Delia Derbyshire.

As with many women, her work was mostly invisible to the outside world, but Delia created something virtually everybody has heard – for she was responsible for the electronic effects in the original Doctor Who theme.

I was at my gran’s when the first episode was broadcast back in 1963 and I still shiver when I hear it now. Click here to listen to the original music.

Delia Derbyshire was born to working class parents in Coventry, England, in 1937. She was educated at Barrs Hill Grammar School Coventry and Girton College, Cambridge, where she was awarded a degree in mathematics and music. This was some achievement for a working class female as only 10% of undergraduate places went to women in those days and hardly any were from such humble beginnings.

In 1959, after graduating, Delia approached Decca Records, but was told that the company DID NOT employ women in their recording studios, so she went to work for the UN in Geneva before returning to London to work for music publishers Boosey & Hawkes.

In 1960 Delia joined the BBC as a trainee studio manager. She excelled in this field, but when it became apparent that the fledgling Radiophonic Workshop was under the same operational umbrella, she asked for an attachment there – an unheard of request, but one which was, nonetheless, granted. Delia remained ‘temporarily attached’ for years, regularly deputising for the Head, and influencing many of her trainee colleagues.

To begin with Delia thought she had found her own private paradise where she could combine her interests in the theory and perception of sound; modes and tunings, and the communication of moods using purely electronic sources. Within a matter of months she had created her recording of Ron Grainer’s Doctor Who theme, one of the most famous and instantly recognisable TV themes ever. On first hearing it Grainer was tickled pink: “Did I really write this?” he asked. “Most of it,” replied Derbyshire.

Thus began what is still referred to as the Golden Age of the Radiophonic Workshop. Initially set up as a service department for Radio Drama, it had always been run by someone with a drama background. Derbyshire was the first person there with any higher music qualifications, but as she wasn’t supposed to be doing music, much of her early work remained anonymous under the umbrella credit ‘special sound by BBC Radiophonic Workshop’.

Before long the Workshop’s TV output had overtaken work produced specifically for radio broadcast. Derbyshire was called upon to do music for drama and documentary programmes set in the distant past, the unseen future or deep in the human psyche – in fact any area where an orchestra would be out of place. Science, arts and educational programmes also benefited from her abstract style. Her work with Barry Bermange on the four Inventions for Radio is perhaps the best illustration of Delia’s intuitive way with soundscaping.

Derbyshire soon gained a reputation for successfully tackling the impossible. When asked to “make some TV title music using only animal sounds” – much thought and ingenuity resulted in Great Zoos of the World. Delia always managed to soften her purist mathematical approach with a sensitive interpretative touch – ‘very sexy’ said Michael Bakewell on first hearing her electronic music for Cyprian Queen.

Derbyshire also worked with the composers Sir Peter Maxwell Davies, Roberto Gerhard (on his 1965 Prix Italia winning ‘Anger of Achilles’), and Ianni Christou, doing sound treatments of their orchestral music. She was also assistant to Luciano Berio at the 1962 Dartington summer school.

On being told at the Workshop that her music was ‘too lascivious for 11 year olds’ and ‘too sophisticated for the BBC2 audience’, Delia found other fields where the directors were less inhibited – film, theatre, ‘happenings’ and original electronic music events, as well as pop music and avant garde psychedelia. To do this she encouraged the establishment of Unit Delta Plus, Kaleidophon and Electrophon, a private electronic music studios where she worked with Peter Zinovieff [composer and inventor], David Vorhaus and Brian Hodgson.

It was here that Delia, in collaboration with Vorhaus and Hodgson, cut perhaps the trippiest LP ever made. They called themselves The White Noise and the album was entitled “An Electric Storm”

Your hidden dreams – One of my fave tunes of all time

My game of loving – Beware orgy sounds halfway through!

Firebird – Haunting melody about the legendary Phoenix

Love without sound – trippy and strange but good

Here come the fleas – bet you’ve never heard anything like this before…

During the following decade, Derbyshire enjoyed creative relationships with Stockhausen, Peter Maxwell Davies, Brian Jones and Paul McCartney. She also cut a bizarre pop record with Anthony Newley, and engineered, with Yoko Ono, a ‘happening’ in Trafalgar Square. In the process, she gained a reputation as an energetic and incorruptible innovator.
Delia’s works from the 60s and 70s continue to be used on radio and TV some 30 years later, and her music has given her legendary status with releases in Sweden and Japan. She is also constantly mentioned, credited and covered by bands from Add n to (x) and Sonic Boom to Aphex Twin and The Chemical Brothers.

A recent Guardian article called her ‘the unsung heroine of British electronic music’, probably because of the way her infectious enthusiasm subtly cross-pollinated the minds of many creative people. She had exploratory encounters with Paul McCartney, Karlheinz Stockhausen, George Martin, Pink Floyd, Brian Jones, Anthony Newley, Ringo Starr and Harry Nilsson.

Delia believed that the way the ear / brain perceives sound should have dominance over any basic mathematical theory, but as with most things in life it is important to know the rules in order to advantageously bend or break them.

A complete list of her works has yet to be compiled, but amongst other things she has mentioned doing: Special works and soundtracks for the Brighton Festival, the City of London Festival, Yoko Ono’s “Wrapping Event”, thGeorge Martin, Pink Floyd, Brian Jones, Anthony Newley, Ringo Starr and Harry Nilssone award winning “Circle of Light”, music for Peter Hall’s “Work is a 4 Letter Word” starring Cilla Black, The White Noise LP “An Electric Storm”, special sound and music for plays at the RSC Stratford, Greenwich Theatre, Hampstead Theatre and the Chalk Farm Roundhouse.

Derbyshire was also involved in several of the earliest electronic music events in England, including shows at the Watermill Theatre, Nr Newbury, the Chalk Farm Roundhouse [with Paul McCartney], The Royal Festival Hall and the first electronic music fashion show!

Work from Delia’s engagement at the BBC has also been published on numerous Radiophonic Workshop and Doctor Who LPs and CDs.

By the mid 1970s Derbyshire was disillusioned by the apparent future of electronic music and withdrew from the medium. In the musical dark ages to follow, she worked in a bookshop, an art gallery and a museum. In the mid 90s she noticed a change in the air and became aware of a return to the musical values she held so dear.

Delia passed away after treatment for breast cancer in Northampton, England, on July 3rd 2001.

Shortly before Delia died, she wrote the following: “Working with people like Sonic Boom on pure electronic music has re-invigorated me. He is from a later generation but has always had an affinity with the music of the 60s. One of our first points of contact – the visionary work of Peter Zinovieff, has touched us both, and has been an inspiration. Now without the constraints of doing ‘applied music’, my mind can fly free and pick-up where I left off.”

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More weasel than pussy perhaps?